Fear of Goats

Two of my assistants often sleep over in my apartment, one in the second bedroom, the other on the sofa. They both sleep with a light on. I asked why.

“Because of goat,” said Kik.

“Goat?” I asked.

“Yes, at night goats come.”

OK, I believe that. Sure, uh huh.

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